A Funny Break Up

My friend Katie has departed the shores of Lake Michigan for the sun and fun of law school in Florida, and I wish her well. Before she left, we were talking about the hazards of dating people who live in our own building and she shared a hilarious story with me.

Katie lived on a floor with two immigrants from Algeria. She started seeing one of them but was a bit put off by his inexperience with women and what she took to be a very sexist attitude. Eventually, however, they did end up having sex---she swears he lasted all of five seconds. After he had finished, he asked,

"Was I pleasing for you?"

She had to get away from him, but he lived on her floor and he struck her as the type of chauvinistic, macho guy who wouldn't take "no" for an answer. She considered his background, and sat him down for a talk:

"I....can't see you anymore.....I'm so ashamed....I have...shamed my family....I don't know if I can face my father....my brothers....please...we must never see or speak to eachother after the horrible sin I have committed."

He understood immediately and left her alone.