Re-Jec-Ted

Well, I probably won't see Blondie again---my last phone and text messages were unreturned. The thrill of victory, the agony of defeat. Oh, well. There are plenty of Blondies at Nick's on any given weekend, and I have other women to validate my ego.

Case in point: last night I got a booty call text from Submissive Liz, so, not having anything else on the agenda, I ambled over. The sex was good from a technical point of view, but there's something about "arrangements" that gets old after awhile. I respect Submissive Liz and appreciate that she can see what we have for what it is and never tries to pressure me with sentimental pablum, but the sex feels like an afterthought. Hmmm.....could go to bed, or walk around the corner for booty call....hmmmm....kinda tired, but would be nice to get laid....hmmmm.....

In two weeks, I'm getting together with Christy. In many ways, she is the Anti-Submissive Liz. She is tremendously reticent when it comes to talking dirty and I've never even heard her use the words "penis" or "vagina". Naturally, "fuck" is out of the question. She is also an extremely sentimental woman. So, it's handcuffs and hair-pulling with Submissive Liz, romance and tenderness with Christy. Nice little contrast. Kinda like a ham and pineapple pizza.

Mar remains out-of-state at her parents' house, where I have reason to believe that she is getting plastic surgery. So sad, the prevalence of plastic surgery in our society. Asian girls are going for rounded eyes, Jewish girls are having their noses carved up, white chicks are having their lips enlarged and middle-easterners are having a hymen-restoring procedure so that they will appear to be virgins on their wedding nights. Silly. Confidence and a sense of style will do more than facial features to make a woman attractive. Any day of the week.

In any event, the Summer of David continues unabated. Spent the weekend eating and drinking with the boys and capped it off by seeing a play with Urban Melissa, UMB and Grandpa. Waffle couldn't make it. I made special effort to draw UMB out, focusing conversation on his area of expertise (music) and there were no unpleasant incidents. He and Urban Melissa have found a place together. I still don't see it working long-term.