Christy, a divored mother who lives downstate, will be visiting me on Saturday. Christy is blond, about 5'5" and blue-eyed. We met online. This will be our third date.
Christy is pretty in a former cheerleader kind of way, by which I mean that she looks like an older version of the girls who would have nothing to do with me in high school. She is a dedicated republican, supports Bush and believes that Intelligent Design should be taught in school. She dislikes the word "fuck". Immensely. Oral sex is "not her favorite thing." Our cyber/phonesex sessions tend to be more labored than erotic.
However, the physical chemistry between us is immediate and electrifying. Attraction, remember, is involuntary.
About six weeks ago, we made plans to get together for lunch in Chicago both knowing that sex was a foregone conclusion. The night before, however, Mar had slept over and the friskiness of the morning left me a bit drained. I decided to try an herbal supplement called Rize 2 which I had been curious about---supposedly like viagra, but all natural.
It was amazing.
We spent the entire day and night coupling.
The next morning, however, I was hit with a debillitating case of heartburn. Followed by hiccups. Nothing seemed to help.
Perhaps it should be taken only on a full stomach. I may try that. Or, Christy may have to settle for a slightly more "human" performance.
Friday night, Urban Melissa is having a birthday party at a karaoke bar. Sunday, I'm seeing a play with Urban Melissa and two Romanian friends of ours so the weekend will be busy.
Tuesday night, I'm going to hear The Musician play. Not sure if she's into me.....the emails tend to be along the line of "Hope you're having a good day!". Chemistry in a bar does not always last, alas. I'll see on Tuesday. I'd like to arrive with a few friends, loud, boisterous people, a male/female mix. Drinking Buddy is a musician, but he is definitely the wrong guy for this particular mission. Too unpredictable.
If she's not into me, I'll just switch into "friend mode" and see what happens. Switching into friend mode involves bringing up someone you've been recently dating or someone you currently like. It's a way of communicating to a girl: Hey. We're Cool. Pressure Off. I'm Not Hitting On You.
It's good to have female friends. Makes social networking so much easier.
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Ha...I just read your blog "The Wages of Sin," and I have to tell you, I was a bartender for several years, and I know your type. And I love your type. I always appreciated the chance to convince a girl one of my regular guys was a good one. Not that the good ones really need help...
ALWAYS good to have help from your lady neighborhood bartender!
Maybe I'm a contrarian, but I believe a bar is a GREAT place to meet members of the opposite sex. And Chicago has them on every corner (bars, that is).
Have a good weekend you busy, busy boy :) :) :)
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